Best online dating headline


changes about 2-3 times a day The one i've got at the moment is the sanest one this week :p' The nuts or me?

' drew 15 new messengers yesterday :) had 8 this morning with 'Fructis on toast at 9.30?

because it wont let me leave this blank Click To Add To Cart Don't read my profile... I don't listen to Justin Bieber I dont mind working but will you cook for me?

• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.

• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!

I've seen a few funny ones, although I like to think that my current one is funny.

Headlines I've come across: So a baby seal walks into a club...

Wonderfulhusband material I didn't invent Hip Hop, But i was there. I'm hilarious Responsible by day, irresponsible by night.