Our "dates" were contest winners who hung out with the band after shows. The bonus track Count To Ten was inspired by the contrived anger and pseudo-anguish spewed out by the Nu Metal bands who were popular in 2002. The first Boston accent I heard upon arrival was at the car rental place. We’ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. We’ll all get laid X2 Little Weirdo The little weirdo down the street says he’s making a rocket ship with household items, so we can’t find him.
A lady answered the phone and said, "Dollaa-went-a-caa" …not a very feminine or horny accent. Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the long ride home.
Disproportioned Head is about a real person the band knows, as is Where's Your Dignity? And as the lights go dim, don’t think it’s all so grim. CHORUS: Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away. No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away. Planet earth never offered much, just culture shock and and a lot of strange looks from the native assholes.
Both of these people are in bands more popular than The Vandals. At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land. Ground control there’s no one there, we haven’t heard a word from his interstellar patio chair.
Till my retina’s are scorched and this torture’s run it’s course for me.